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Ask and It Shall Be Fetched | Golden Retriever T-Shirt flat lay on white shirt featuring a Shel Silverstein-style pen-and-ink illustration of a Golden Retriever proudly trotting with a golden calf idol — a small statue of a young bull on a plinth held in her mouth and the text 'Ask and it shall be fetched.'
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  • Ask and It Shall Be Fetched | Golden Retriever T-Shirt flat lay on white shirt featuring a Shel Silverstein-style pen-and-ink illustration of a Golden Retriever proudly trotting with a golden calf idol — a small statue of a young bull on a plinth held in her mouth and the text 'Ask and it shall be fetched.'
  • Ask and It Shall Be Fetched | Golden Retriever T-Shirt flat lay on navy shirt featuring a Shel Silverstein-style pen-and-ink illustration of a Golden Retriever proudly trotting with a golden calf idol — a small statue of a young bull on a plinth held in her mouth and the text 'Ask and it shall be fetched.'
  • Ask and It Shall Be Fetched | Golden Retriever T-Shirt flat lay on sage green shirt featuring a Shel Silverstein-style pen-and-ink illustration of a Golden Retriever proudly trotting with a golden calf idol — a small statue of a young bull on a plinth held in her mouth and the text 'Ask and it shall be fetched.'
  • Ask and It Shall Be Fetched | Golden Retriever T-Shirt flat lay on black shirt featuring a Shel Silverstein-style pen-and-ink illustration of a Golden Retriever proudly trotting with a golden calf idol — a small statue of a young bull on a plinth held in her mouth and the text 'Ask and it shall be fetched.'
  • Ask and It Shall Be Fetched | Golden Retriever T-Shirt detail view featuring a Shel Silverstein-style pen-and-ink illustration of a Golden Retriever proudly trotting with a golden calf idol — a small statue of a young bull on a plinth held in her mouth and the text 'Ask and it shall be fetched.'
  • Ask and It Shall Be Fetched | Golden Retriever
  • Ask and It Shall Be Fetched | Golden Retriever
  • Ask and It Shall Be Fetched | Golden Retriever
 
Ask and It Shall Be Fetched | Golden Retriever

Ask and It Shall Be Fetched | Golden Retriever

Color: White
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$29.99
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Dog is great, and approves this message.

She is a Golden Retriever. It is a golden calf. She does not see the theological problem. She sees a golden thing, and she retrieves golden things, and this is simply what she does, and she has never been happier, and she is always this happy, and she will be this happy forever.

The Golden Retriever is the purest expression of fetch energy that has ever existed. Every fetch is the best fetch. Every object is the right object. Every moment of retrieval is a perfect moment. The fact that this particular object is an ancient idol of false worship does not register and will not register and should not be mentioned in her presence.

Part of the Ask and It Shall Be Fetched series — sparse pen-and-ink line art celebrating the sublime, unconditional, life-transfiguring love between Dogs and the people lucky enough to know them.

Printed on a Gildan 64000 in the USA.

Praise Be to Dog. Woof.
Circular logo with a dog giving a thumbs up and 'Dogma House' text on a beige background

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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than whatever you slept in last night. Pre-shrunk so it fits the same way whether it's fresh out of the bag or fresh out of the dryer, where your dog was definitely not sleeping on it.

Breathable Lightweight Fabric - At 4.5 oz, it's light enough to wear all day without thinking about it, which frees up valuable mental bandwidth for thinking about your dog.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - A relaxed, comfortable silhouette that works for most body types. Looks equally good on humans who exercise and humans whose only cardio is chasing their dog around the yard.
Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves. Built to survive repeated wear, repeated washing, and the repeated enthusiasm of a dog who greets you like you've been gone for forty years every single time you come home.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates the center crease and keeps its shape over time. Looks intentional even when you grabbed it off the floor. Your dog doesn't care either way but you might.

Tear-Away Label - Remove it once, forget it forever. No tag, no residue, no scratching at your neck during the sermon. Just clean, comfortable skin contact from the first wear, because nothing interrupts devotion like a scratchy tag.
What's It Made Out Of?

Fiber Content by Color:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton.
  • Sport Grey / Antique Colors: 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester.
  • Graphite Heather: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester.
  • Other Heather Colors: 65% Polyester / 35% Ring-Spun Cotton.
  • Material: Pre-shrunk soft enzyme-washed jersey.
  • Note: The Natural color is not a dyed fabric and may feature small visible fiber specks and cotton seeds.
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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back. No sermons, no guilt, no purgatory. If it's not right, we'll make it right. That's the Dogma House covenant.

Printed in the USA - Every domestic order is printed and shipped right here in the United States, because Saint Lobo didn't herd us this far to outsource the sacred stuff.

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FAQ

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.