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Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt flat lay on navy blue shirt featuring an engraved medallion design with a French Bulldog saint, a squirrel, and a raccoon, reading St. Pretzel Forgive Us.
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  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt flat lay on navy blue shirt featuring an engraved medallion design with a French Bulldog saint, a squirrel, and a raccoon, reading St. Pretzel Forgive Us.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt flat lay on black shirt featuring an engraved medallion design with a French Bulldog saint, a squirrel, and a raccoon, reading St. Pretzel Forgive Us.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt flat lay on orange shirt featuring an engraved medallion design with a French Bulldog saint and the text St. Pretzel Forgive Us.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt flat lay on maroon shirt featuring an engraved medallion design with a French Bulldog saint, a squirrel, and a raccoon, reading St. Pretzel Forgive Us.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt flat lay on light green shirt featuring an engraved medallion design with a French Bulldog saint and the text St. Pretzel Forgive Us.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt flat lay on bright green shirt featuring an engraved medallion design with a French Bulldog saint and the text St. Pretzel Forgive Us.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt flat lay on lilac pink shirt featuring an engraved medallion design with a French Bulldog saint and the text St. Pretzel Forgive Us.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt flat lay on crimson red shirt featuring an engraved medallion design with a French Bulldog saint and the text St. Pretzel Forgive Us.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt plain back view on navy blue shirt showing the unprinted reverse side of the tee.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt close-up detail shot on navy blue shirt showing the neckline and top portion of the St. Pretzel engraved medallion graphic.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt folded flat lay on navy blue shirt showing the St. Pretzel French Bulldog medallion design.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt plain back view on black shirt showing the unprinted reverse side of the tee.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt close-up detail shot on black shirt showing the neckline and top portion of the St. Pretzel engraved medallion graphic.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt folded flat lay on black shirt showing the St. Pretzel French Bulldog medallion design.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt plain back view on orange shirt showing the unprinted reverse side of the tee.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt close-up detail shot on orange shirt showing the neckline and top of the St. Pretzel engraved medallion graphic.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt folded flat lay on orange shirt showing the St. Pretzel French Bulldog medallion design.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt plain back view on maroon shirt showing the unprinted reverse side of the tee.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt close-up detail shot on maroon shirt showing the neckline and top of the St. Pretzel engraved medallion graphic.
  • Saint Pretzel Forgive Us T-Shirt folded flat lay on maroon shirt showing the St. Pretzel French Bulldog medallion design.
  • Patron Saint Medallion | Saint Pretzel
  • Patron Saint Medallion | Saint Pretzel
  • Patron Saint Medallion | Saint Pretzel
  • Patron Saint Medallion | Saint Pretzel
  • Patron Saint Medallion | Saint Pretzel
  • Patron Saint Medallion | Saint Pretzel
  • Patron Saint Medallion | Saint Pretzel
  • Patron Saint Medallion | Saint Pretzel
  • Patron Saint Medallion | Saint Pretzel
  • Patron Saint Medallion | Saint Pretzel
  • Patron Saint Medallion | Saint Pretzel
  • Patron Saint Medallion | Saint Pretzel
 
Patron Saint Medallion | Saint Pretzel

Patron Saint Medallion | Saint Pretzel

Color: Navy
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$29.99
Shipping $4.75, or free on $75+ orders

Dog is great, and approves this message.

SAINT PRETZEL. FORGIVE US. He raises one paw in the ancient gesture and a small bird sits on top of his head, which says everything you need to know about his character. The squirrel and the raccoon at his feet gaze up at him. The ornate coin medallion is richer than the others — more scrollwork, more filigree — and he wears the whole assembly lightly, the French Bulldog's characteristic expression of benign authority fully intact.

The French Bulldog forgives things with an ease that borders on grace. Interrupted naps, delayed meals, the time you called him by the wrong name at the dog park — forgiven, instantly, because holding grievances would require energy that could otherwise be spent on existing close to you. FORGIVE US. He already has. He was just waiting for you to ask.

Patron Saint Medallion is a devotional series honoring the Dogs we carry with us — each saint depicted in the style of a sacred coin, with the petition we didn't know we'd been filing all along.

Soft Gildan 64000 tee, direct-to-garment printed in the USA. For people whose Dog is their whole religion.

Praise Be to Dog. Woof.
Circular logo with a dog giving a thumbs up and 'Dogma House' text on a beige background

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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than whatever you slept in last night. Pre-shrunk so it fits the same way whether it's fresh out of the bag or fresh out of the dryer, where your dog was definitely not sleeping on it.

Breathable Lightweight Fabric - At 4.5 oz, it's light enough to wear all day without thinking about it, which frees up valuable mental bandwidth for thinking about your dog.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - A relaxed, comfortable silhouette that works for most body types. Looks equally good on humans who exercise and humans whose only cardio is chasing their dog around the yard.
Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves. Built to survive repeated wear, repeated washing, and the repeated enthusiasm of a dog who greets you like you've been gone for forty years every single time you come home.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates the center crease and keeps its shape over time. Looks intentional even when you grabbed it off the floor. Your dog doesn't care either way but you might.

Tear-Away Label - Remove it once, forget it forever. No tag, no residue, no scratching at your neck during the sermon. Just clean, comfortable skin contact from the first wear, because nothing interrupts devotion like a scratchy tag.
What's It Made Out Of?

Fiber Content by Color:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton.
  • Sport Grey / Antique Colors: 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester.
  • Graphite Heather: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester.
  • Other Heather Colors: 65% Polyester / 35% Ring-Spun Cotton.
  • Material: Pre-shrunk soft enzyme-washed jersey.
  • Note: The Natural color is not a dyed fabric and may feature small visible fiber specks and cotton seeds.
Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back. No sermons, no guilt, no purgatory. If it's not right, we'll make it right. That's the Dogma House covenant.

Printed in the USA - Every domestic order is printed and shipped right here in the United States, because Saint Lobo didn't herd us this far to outsource the sacred stuff.

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FAQ

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.