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Creation of Adam T-Shirt flat lay in sage green, featuring a dog-themed parody of the Michelangelo fresco with a human hand reaching toward a dog's paw, an angel golden retriever and cherub amid baroque golden clouds.
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Creation of Adam

Color: Sage
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$29.99
Shipping $4.75, or free on $75+ orders

Dog is great, and approves this message.

The human hand reaches; the Dog extends the paw. Between them, the spark that has been happening in this direction since the beginning. The baroque ornamental frame holds the moment: a Golden Retriever emerging from clouds with a small angel beside them, the paw reaching toward the human finger, the point of contact glowing. The great ceiling was painted to show the moment something divine transferred to something human. This is the original.

Every person who has ever locked eyes with a Dog they love for the first time, or the ten-thousandth time, understands what this image is describing. The paw extended toward you. The gap closing. The moment the charge jumps. The painting has been famous for five hundred years. The Dog has been doing this longer.

Soft Gildan 64000 tee, direct-to-garment printed in the USA. For people whose Dog is their whole religion.

Praise Be to Dog. Woof.

Circular logo with a dog giving a thumbs up and 'Dogma House' text on a beige background

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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than whatever you slept in last night. Pre-shrunk so it fits the same way whether it's fresh out of the bag or fresh out of the dryer, where your dog was definitely not sleeping on it.

Breathable Lightweight Fabric - At 4.5 oz, it's light enough to wear all day without thinking about it, which frees up valuable mental bandwidth for thinking about your dog.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - A relaxed, comfortable silhouette that works for most body types. Looks equally good on humans who exercise and humans whose only cardio is chasing their dog around the yard.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves. Built to survive repeated wear, repeated washing, and the repeated enthusiasm of a dog who greets you like you've been gone for forty years every single time you come home.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates the center crease and keeps its shape over time. Looks intentional even when you grabbed it off the floor. Your dog doesn't care either way but you might.

Tear-Away Label - Remove it once, forget it forever. No tag, no residue, no scratching at your neck during the sermon. Just clean, comfortable skin contact from the first wear, because nothing interrupts devotion like a scratchy tag.

What's It Made Out Of?

Fiber Content by Color:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton.
  • Sport Grey / Antique Colors: 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester.
  • Graphite Heather: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester.
  • Other Heather Colors: 65% Polyester / 35% Ring-Spun Cotton.
  • Material: Pre-shrunk soft enzyme-washed jersey.
  • Note: The Natural color is not a dyed fabric and may feature small visible fiber specks and cotton seeds.
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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back. No sermons, no guilt, no purgatory. If it's not right, we'll make it right. That's the Dogma House covenant.

Printed in the USA - Every domestic order is printed and shipped right here in the United States, because Saint Lobo didn't herd us this far to outsource the sacred stuff.

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FAQ

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.