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Patron Saint Medallion Saint Pretzel T-Shirt flat lay in Heather Radiant Orchid, featuring an ornate vintage engraving coin medallion of a haloed French Bulldog raising one paw, a small bird on his head and woodland animals at his feet, with the petition FORGIVE US.
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Patron Saint Medallion | Saint Pretzel

Color: Heather Radiant Orchid
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$29.99
Shipping $4.75, or free on $75+ orders

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Circular logo with a dog giving a thumbs up and 'Dogma House' text on a beige background

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Black and white illustration of a dog wearing a t-shirt with DOGMA HOUSE branding on a white background.

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SAINT PRETZEL. FORGIVE US. He raises one paw in the ancient gesture and a small bird sits on top of his head, which says everything you need to know about his character. The squirrel and the raccoon at his feet gaze up at him. The ornate coin medallion is richer than the others — more scrollwork, more filigree — and he wears the whole assembly lightly, the French Bulldog's characteristic expression of benign authority fully intact.

The French Bulldog forgives things with an ease that borders on grace. Interrupted naps, delayed meals, the time you called him by the wrong name at the Dog park — forgiven, instantly, because holding grievances would require energy that could otherwise be spent on existing close to you. FORGIVE US. He already has. He was just waiting for you to ask.

Patron Saint Medallion is a devotional series honoring the Dogs we carry with us — each saint depicted in the style of a sacred coin, with the petition we didn't know we'd been filing all along.

Soft Gildan 64000 tee, direct-to-garment printed in the USA. For people whose Dog is their whole religion.

Praise Be to Dog. Woof.

What Size Should I Get?

How to find the perfect size Dogma House T-Shirt for your beautiful self!

What's It Like?

Breathable Lightweight Fabric - At 4.5 oz, it's light enough to wear all day without thinking about it, which frees up valuable mental bandwidth for thinking about your Dog.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - A relaxed, comfortable silhouette that works for most body types. Looks equally good on humans who exercise and humans whose only cardio is chasing their Dog around the yard.

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves. Built to survive repeated wear, repeated washing, and the repeated enthusiasm of a Dog who greets you like you've been gone for forty years every single time you come home.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates the center crease and keeps its shape over time. Looks intentional even when you grabbed it off the floor. Your Dog doesn't care either way but you might.

Tear-Away Label - Remove it once, forget it forever. No tag, no residue, no scratching at your neck during the sermon. Just clean, comfortable skin contact from the first wear, because nothing interrupts devotion like a scratchy tag.

What's It Made Out Of?

Fiber Content by Color:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton.
  • Sport Grey / Antique Colors: 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester.
  • Graphite Heather: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester.
  • Other Heather Colors: 65% Polyester / 35% Ring-Spun Cotton.
  • Material: Pre-shrunk soft enzyme-washed jersey.
  • Note: The Natural color is not a dyed fabric and may feature small visible fiber specks and cotton seeds.
Is My Love Guaranteed?

Your love is guaranteed!

30-Day Guarantee - If you're unhappy with your shirt for any reason within 30 days, you choose the fix: a full refund or a replacement shirt. No sermons, no guilt, no purgatory. That's the Dogma House covenant.

Printed in the USA - Every order is printed and shipped right here in the United States, because Saint Lobo didn't herd us this far to outsource the sacred stuff.

How Am I Helping?

Dogma House donates 5% of all profits to local Dog rescue organizations.

Your purchase today will directly help Dogs in need find the homes we know they need and deserve.

Our Head Dog in Charge, Lobo, was a rescue (as were all our previous Dogs), and we are honored to pay that forward.

Soft Enough to Sleep In

Soft Enough to Sleep In

Every Dogma House tee is printed on the Gildan 64000 - soft, light, and built to survive the wash cycle. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; heathered colors mix cotton and polyester for the flecked look. Fair warning: the tag is itchy, but it's tear-away - one firm pull and it's gone forever, like a tennis ball under the couch. No stiff print panel. Just a shirt comfortable enough to nap in, which your Dog will interpret as an invitation. Wear it to the park, the couch, the 6 a.m. walk you didn't vote for. It can take it.

FAQ

Where are you located?

We are located in Portland, OR. Every Dogma House shirt is printed in the USA. We keep everything domestic because Saint Lobo likes it that way.

Do you ship internationally?

Dogma House is currently a domestic congregation. We ship within the USA only - for now. Saint Lobo is working on expansion.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.