Heaven Isn't a Place

Praise Be to Dog. Woof.

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  • Heaven Isn't a Place | Beagle

    Heaven Isn't a Place | Beagle

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    Heaven Isn't a Place | Beagle

    $34.95
  • Heaven Isn't a Place | Bull Terrier

    Heaven Isn't a Place | Bull Terrier

    $34.95

    Heaven Isn't a Place | Bull Terrier

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  • Heaven Isn't a Place | Cairn Terrier

    Heaven Isn't a Place | Cairn Terrier

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    Heaven Isn't a Place | Cairn Terrier

    $34.95
  • Heaven Isn't a Place | Corgi

    Heaven Isn't a Place | Corgi

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    Heaven Isn't a Place | Corgi

    $34.95
  • Heaven Isn't a Place | French Bulldog

    Heaven Isn't a Place | French Bulldog

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    Heaven Isn't a Place | French Bulldog

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  • Heaven Isn't a Place | German Shepherd

    Heaven Isn't a Place | German Shepherd

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    Heaven Isn't a Place | German Shepherd

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  • Heaven Isn't a Place | Lobo

    Heaven Isn't a Place | Lobo

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    Heaven Isn't a Place | Lobo

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  • Heaven Isn't a Place | Newfoundland

    Heaven Isn't a Place | Newfoundland

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    Heaven Isn't a Place | Newfoundland

    $34.95
  • Heaven Isn't a Place | Pitbull

    Heaven Isn't a Place | Pitbull

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    Heaven Isn't a Place | Pitbull

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  • Heaven Isn't a Place | Poodle

    Heaven Isn't a Place | Poodle

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    Heaven Isn't a Place | Poodle

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  • Heaven Isn't a Place | Rescue Mutt

    Heaven Isn't a Place | Rescue Mutt

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    Heaven Isn't a Place | Rescue Mutt

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  • Heaven Isn't a Place | Westie

    Heaven Isn't a Place | Westie

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    Heaven Isn't a Place | Westie

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About The Series

Heaven got misfiled a long time ago.

Somewhere along the way, people decided heaven was a place: far off, up past the clouds, reached only at the very end, if you were lucky. Everyone has been waiting for it ever since.

It was here the whole time. Heaven sheds. Heaven snores. Heaven met you at the door this morning like you had been gone for a year. Dogs don't go to heaven. Dogs are heaven, here on earth, asleep in your spot on the couch.

Every shirt is a black ink engraving of one breed stretched out on top of their own name in giant carved letters, under the whole doctrine in four words and a period.

Praise Be to Dog. Woof.