I Am the Way
Praise Be to Dog. Woof.
Praise Be to Dog. Woof.
Somebody once asked how to find the way, and expected directions. The answer wasn't a map. The answer was: I am the way.
A Dog doesn't point you toward a better life. A Dog is the better life: the way, the truth, and the life, shedding on the couch.
The truth part is easy. Dogs don't lie, don't flatter, and don't pretend. The life part is easier still - ask anyone who has ever been met at the door. And the way is simple. Nobody gets to the good part of life except through a Dog.
Every shirt is an ink and watercolor marquee sign, the old kind with light bulbs and movable letters, with one Dog sitting out front, a little larger than life.
Praise Be to Dog. Woof.