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I Am the Way Great Dane T-Shirt flat lay in Sage, featuring Ink and watercolor illustration of a black Great Dane sitting in front of a marquee sign on a brick base trimmed with light bulbs, its letter board reading I AM THE WAY.
 

I Am the Way | Great Dane

$34.95
Color: Sage
Size: Please select a size
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Circular logo with a dog giving a thumbs up and 'Dogma House' text on a beige background

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Black and white illustration of a dog wearing a t-shirt with DOGMA HOUSE branding on a white background.

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The sign is set on a brick base, built to last, and the Great Dane in front of it is built the same way. Drawn a little larger than life, which for a Great Dane takes some doing, he blocks a good part of the sign. That's fine. You don't need to read the words when the Way is sitting right there, leaning on your leg.

Great Danes are gentle giants who believe, against all evidence, that they are lap Dogs. The Way is very large, very soft, and coming to sit on you now.

I Am the Way is the way, the truth, and the life, sitting out front of a vintage marquee sign with four words on the letter board. Dog isn't pointing you toward anything holy. Dog is the holy thing.

Soft heavyweight 6.1 oz Comfort Colors 1717 tee, pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed and direct-to-garment printed in the USA. For people whose Dog is their only religion.

Praise Be to Dog. Woof.

What Size Should I Get?

How to find the perfect size Dogma House T-Shirt for your beautiful self!

What's It Like?

The Softest. If you have any other Comfort Colors shirts, then you already know. They are the most comfortable, softest, coziest, perfectly weighted ... just the best. We love them and can't get enough of them.

Broken In From Day One. Garment-dyed means the color goes on after the shirt is sewn, so the fabric feels soft-washed and lived-in from the first wear, and no two shirts come out exactly alike. Yours is yours.

Relaxed Unisex Fit. A roomy, easygoing silhouette that works for most body types. It runs a little boxier than a fashion-fit tee; the size guide above shows how to measure for it.

Pre-Shrunk & How to Keep It That Way. Pre-shrunk means the mill already removed most of the shrink, but not all of it - a hot dryer can still tighten things. So: machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low, and let it ride alone for the first wash or two, in case any dye wants to travel. Do that and the shirt you buy is the shirt you keep - same size, same color, for years.

Built to Endure. Double-needle stitching throughout and no side seams, so the shirt holds its shape through repeated wear, repeated washing, and the repeated enthusiasm of a Dog who greets you like you've been gone for forty years every single day.

Is My Love Guaranteed?

Your love is guaranteed!

30-Day Guarantee - If you're unhappy with your shirt for any reason within 30 days, you choose the fix: a full refund or a replacement shirt. No sermons, no guilt, no purgatory. That's the Dogma House covenant.

Printed in the USA - Every order is printed and shipped right here in the United States, because Saint Lobo didn't herd us this far to outsource the sacred stuff.

How Am I Helping?

Dogma House donates 5% of all profits to local Dog rescue organizations.

Your purchase today will directly help Dogs in need find the homes we know they need and deserve.

Our Head Dog in Charge, Lobo, was a rescue (as were all our previous Dogs), and we are honored to pay that forward.

Soft Enough to Sleep In

Soft Enough to Sleep In

We only sell the shirt we'd wear ourselves. That turned out to be exactly one shirt.

  • Comfort Colors 1717. Premium heavyweight ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz, that somehow feels broken in the first time you put it on.
  • The dye goes on after the shirt is sewn, so every color arrives already faded and lived in. Nothing to wait for.
  • The ink soaks into the cotton instead of sitting on top of it. No stiff panel, no plastic feel.

Wear it to the park, the couch, the 6 a.m. walk you didn't vote for. Then fall asleep in it. Your Dog will take that as an invitation.

Three Dogma House shirts on Comfort Colors 1717 blanks, garment-dyed navy, blue and green, tags and collar seams showing

FAQ

Where are you located?

We are located in Portland, OR. Every Dogma House shirt is printed in the USA. We keep everything domestic because Saint Lobo likes it that way.

Do you ship internationally?

Dogma House is currently a domestic congregation. We ship within the USA only - for now. Saint Lobo is working on expansion.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.