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Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt flat lay in natural cream, featuring a leaping dog catching a tennis ball over a flag of red stripes and stars, with text reading 'Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fetch.'
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  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt flat lay in natural cream, featuring a leaping dog catching a tennis ball over a flag of red stripes and stars, with text reading 'Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fetch.'
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt flat lay in sage green, featuring a leaping dog catching a tennis ball over a flag of red stripes and stars, with text reading 'Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fetch.'
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt flat lay in black, featuring a leaping dog catching a tennis ball over a flag of red stripes and stars, with text reading 'Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fetch.'
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt flat lay in gold yellow, featuring a leaping dog catching a tennis ball over a flag of red stripes and stars, with text reading 'Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fetch.'
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt flat lay in light green kiwi, featuring a leaping dog catching a tennis ball over a flag of red stripes and stars, with text reading 'Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fetch.'
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt flat lay in heather gray, featuring a leaping dog catching a tennis ball over a flag of red stripes and stars, with text reading 'Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fetch.'
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt flat lay in slate blue, featuring a leaping dog catching a tennis ball over a flag of red stripes and stars, with text reading 'Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fetch.'
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt flat lay in navy blue, featuring a leaping dog catching a tennis ball over a flag of red stripes and stars, with text reading 'Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fetch.'
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt in gold yellow showing the plain back view with no graphic.
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt in gold yellow, closeup detail of the neckline and top of the chest showing the top of the flag graphic with cream stars and red stripe.
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt in gold yellow, folded view showing the leaping dog catching a tennis ball over a flag of red stripes and stars graphic on the chest.
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt in light green kiwi showing the plain back view with no graphic.
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt in light green kiwi, closeup detail of the neckline and top of the chest showing the top of the flag graphic with cream stars and red stripe.
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt in light green kiwi, folded view showing the leaping dog catching a tennis ball over a flag of red stripes and stars graphic on the chest.
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt in heather gray showing the plain back view with no graphic.
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt in heather gray, closeup detail of the neckline and top of the chest showing the top of the flag graphic with cream stars and red stripe.
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt in heather gray, folded view showing the leaping dog catching a tennis ball over a flag of red stripes and stars graphic on the chest.
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt in slate blue showing the plain back view with no graphic.
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt in slate blue, closeup detail of the neckline and top of the chest showing the top of the flag graphic with cream stars and red stripe.
  • Pursuit of Fetch T-Shirt in slate blue, folded view showing the leaping dog catching a tennis ball over a flag of red stripes and stars graphic on the chest.
  • Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fetch
  • Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fetch
  • Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fetch
 
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fetch

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fetch

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$29.99
Shipping $4.75, or free on $75+ orders

Dog is great, and approves this message.

LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF FETCH. Forest green and dark red, cream stars, the aesthetic of a flag stitched by hand for something important: the square flag-inspired design frames a Bull Terrier mid-leap after a ball in bold serif typography. The inalienable rights, restated for the Dog who has always known what they were actually for.

The Bull Terrier leaps with the total commitment of a Dog who understood the ball was the point before you finished throwing it. Three rights. One Dog. The original framers left out the ball and this design corrects the record.

Soft Gildan 64000 tee, direct-to-garment printed in the USA. For people whose Dog is their whole religion.

Praise Be to Dog. Woof.
Circular logo with a dog giving a thumbs up and 'Dogma House' text on a beige background

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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than whatever you slept in last night. Pre-shrunk so it fits the same way whether it's fresh out of the bag or fresh out of the dryer, where your dog was definitely not sleeping on it.

Breathable Lightweight Fabric - At 4.5 oz, it's light enough to wear all day without thinking about it, which frees up valuable mental bandwidth for thinking about your dog.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - A relaxed, comfortable silhouette that works for most body types. Looks equally good on humans who exercise and humans whose only cardio is chasing their dog around the yard.
Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves. Built to survive repeated wear, repeated washing, and the repeated enthusiasm of a dog who greets you like you've been gone for forty years every single time you come home.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates the center crease and keeps its shape over time. Looks intentional even when you grabbed it off the floor. Your dog doesn't care either way but you might.

Tear-Away Label - Remove it once, forget it forever. No tag, no residue, no scratching at your neck during the sermon. Just clean, comfortable skin contact from the first wear, because nothing interrupts devotion like a scratchy tag.
What's It Made Out Of?

Fiber Content by Color:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton.
  • Sport Grey / Antique Colors: 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester.
  • Graphite Heather: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester.
  • Other Heather Colors: 65% Polyester / 35% Ring-Spun Cotton.
  • Material: Pre-shrunk soft enzyme-washed jersey.
  • Note: The Natural color is not a dyed fabric and may feature small visible fiber specks and cotton seeds.
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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back. No sermons, no guilt, no purgatory. If it's not right, we'll make it right. That's the Dogma House covenant.

Printed in the USA - Every domestic order is printed and shipped right here in the United States, because Saint Lobo didn't herd us this far to outsource the sacred stuff.

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FAQ

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.