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What a Friend We Have in Dog T-Shirt flat lay in Sage, featuring an Arts and Crafts tapestry illustration of a haloed Golden Retriever seated before a monastery, framed by an oak-leaf, acorn, and thistle border, with the word DOG below.
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What a Friend We Have in Dog

Color: Sage
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$29.99
Shipping $4.75, or free on $75+ orders

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WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE IN DOG. The Golden Retriever sits before the monastery doors, haloed, the cathedral behind him built of stone and warmth in equal measure, and the Arts and Crafts tapestry border of oak leaves and acorns and thistles frames everything with the care of something that took a long time to make because it was worth it. DOG. The word at the bottom is the size of a declaration because that is what it is.

There is a hymn with this title, written about the reliability of a presence that does not leave when things get difficult. The Golden Retriever understood this assignment long before anyone wrote the words down. He sits at the monastery door not because someone told him to. He sits there because staying is what he does, and the building grew up around him accordingly.

Soft Gildan 64000 tee, direct-to-garment printed in the USA. For people whose Dog is their only religion.

Praise Be to Dog. Woof.

What Size Should I Get?

How to find the perfect size Dogma House T-Shirt for your beautiful self!

What's It Like?

Breathable Lightweight Fabric - At 4.5 oz, it's light enough to wear all day without thinking about it, which frees up valuable mental bandwidth for thinking about your Dog.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - A relaxed, comfortable silhouette that works for most body types. Looks equally good on humans who exercise and humans whose only cardio is chasing their Dog around the yard.

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves. Built to survive repeated wear, repeated washing, and the repeated enthusiasm of a Dog who greets you like you've been gone for forty years every single time you come home.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates the center crease and keeps its shape over time. Looks intentional even when you grabbed it off the floor. Your Dog doesn't care either way but you might.

Tear-Away Label - Remove it once, forget it forever. No tag, no residue, no scratching at your neck during the sermon. Just clean, comfortable skin contact from the first wear, because nothing interrupts devotion like a scratchy tag.

What's It Made Out Of?

Fiber Content by Color:

  • Solid Colors: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton.
  • Sport Grey / Antique Colors: 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester.
  • Graphite Heather: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester.
  • Other Heather Colors: 65% Polyester / 35% Ring-Spun Cotton.
  • Material: Pre-shrunk soft enzyme-washed jersey.
  • Note: The Natural color is not a dyed fabric and may feature small visible fiber specks and cotton seeds.
Is My Love Guaranteed?

Your love is guaranteed!

30-Day Guarantee - If you're unhappy with your shirt for any reason within 30 days, you choose the fix: a full refund or a replacement shirt. No sermons, no guilt, no purgatory. That's the Dogma House covenant.

Printed in the USA - Every order is printed and shipped right here in the United States, because Saint Lobo didn't herd us this far to outsource the sacred stuff.

How Am I Helping?

Dogma House donates 5% of all profits to local Dog rescue organizations.

Your purchase today will directly help Dogs in need find the homes we know they need and deserve.

Our Head Dog in Charge, Lobo, was a rescue (as were all our previous Dogs), and we are honored to pay that forward.

Soft Enough to Sleep In

Soft Enough to Sleep In

Every Dogma House tee is printed on the Gildan 64000 - soft, light, and built to survive the wash cycle. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; heathered colors mix cotton and polyester for the flecked look. Fair warning: the tag is itchy, but it's tear-away - one firm pull and it's gone forever, like a tennis ball under the couch. No stiff print panel. Just a shirt comfortable enough to nap in, which your Dog will interpret as an invitation. Wear it to the park, the couch, the 6 a.m. walk you didn't vote for. It can take it.

FAQ

Where are you located?

We are located in Portland, OR. Every Dogma House shirt is printed in the USA. We keep everything domestic because Saint Lobo likes it that way.

Do you ship internationally?

Dogma House is currently a domestic congregation. We ship within the USA only - for now. Saint Lobo is working on expansion.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.