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Holy Orders Dachshund T-Shirt flat lay in Ivory, featuring a bold black-and-white linocut saint-medallion portrait of a Dachshund.
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Holy Orders | Dachshund

Color: Ivory
Size: Please select a size
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$34.95

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The Dachshund has never once been aware of their own size, and this is the source of their power. They will challenge anything. They will win through sheer confidence. They have decided you belong to them, and that is final.

Dachshunds were bred to hunt badgers underground. Alone, in the dark, in tight spaces, against an animal with serious claws. This is where the personality comes from. They are not small Dogs with big attitudes. They are exactly as big as they need to be.

Holy Orders is a linocut portrait series. Bold, graphic, black-on-white saint medallions. Each one a founding member of something sacred.

Soft heavyweight 6.1 oz Comfort Colors 1717 tee, pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed and direct-to-garment printed in the USA. For people whose Dog is their only religion.

Praise Be to Dog. Woof.

What Size Should I Get?

How to find the perfect size Dogma House T-Shirt for your beautiful self!

What's It Like?

The Softest. If you have any other Comfort Colors shirts, then you already know. They are the most comfortable, softest, coziest, perfectly weighted ... just the best. We love them and can't get enough of them.

Broken In From Day One. Garment-dyed means the color goes on after the shirt is sewn, so the fabric feels soft-washed and lived-in from the first wear, and no two shirts come out exactly alike. Yours is yours.

Relaxed Unisex Fit. A roomy, easygoing silhouette that works for most body types. It runs a little boxier than a fashion-fit tee; the size guide above shows how to measure for it.

Pre-Shrunk & How to Keep It That Way. Pre-shrunk means the mill already removed most of the shrink, but not all of it - a hot dryer can still tighten things. So: machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low, and let it ride alone for the first wash or two, in case any dye wants to travel. Do that and the shirt you buy is the shirt you keep - same size, same color, for years.

Built to Endure. Double-needle stitching throughout and no side seams, so the shirt holds its shape through repeated wear, repeated washing, and the repeated enthusiasm of a Dog who greets you like you've been gone for forty years every single day.

Is My Love Guaranteed?

Your love is guaranteed!

30-Day Guarantee - If you're unhappy with your shirt for any reason within 30 days, you choose the fix: a full refund or a replacement shirt. No sermons, no guilt, no purgatory. That's the Dogma House covenant.

Printed in the USA - Every order is printed and shipped right here in the United States, because Saint Lobo didn't herd us this far to outsource the sacred stuff.

How Am I Helping?

Dogma House donates 5% of all profits to local Dog rescue organizations.

Your purchase today will directly help Dogs in need find the homes we know they need and deserve.

Our Head Dog in Charge, Lobo, was a rescue (as were all our previous Dogs), and we are honored to pay that forward.

Soft Enough to Sleep In

Soft Enough to Sleep In

Every Dogma House tee is printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 - it's the shirt we choose for ourselves every time, so it's the shirt that has earned its place here. The dye goes on after the shirt is sewn, so every color has that faded, lived-in look from day one. No stiff print panel. Just a shirt comfortable enough to nap in, which your Dog will interpret as an invitation. Wear it to the park, the couch, the 6 a.m. walk you didn't vote for. It can take it.

FAQ

Where are you located?

We are located in Portland, OR. Every Dogma House shirt is printed in the USA. We keep everything domestic because Saint Lobo likes it that way.

Do you ship internationally?

Dogma House is currently a domestic congregation. We ship within the USA only - for now. Saint Lobo is working on expansion.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.